3 days ago
- 18,244 notes © -teesa-
when someone comes to the right place
3 days ago
- 192,681 notes © wildpens
The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”
There’s nothing I don’t love about this.
that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career
4 days ago
- 281,998 notes © mattsgifs
Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made
'I had some very handsome friends, so I had to think of something to try to attract girls when I was a teenager.'
nailed it, i guess
He had friends who were better looking? Some how I doubt that..
I call bullshit.
But imagine the fluffy teenage Tom, sitting in a corner with wide eyes, looking at all of his buff friends talking to girls, and he just thinks they’re all more handsome than him.
Suddenly, the tall boy with the angelic curls closes his eyes, breaths in heavily, and begins to count: uh 1 and uh 2 and uh 3 and uh 4
[SPOTLIGHT ON] [TOM BREAKS INTO A 90’s DANCE NUMBER] [ALL THE GIRLS START SCREAMING]
6 days ago
- 104,996 notes © panura
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME